We can't tell if he's being serious.
For our special TIME 100 issue, TIME asked tween sensation Justin Bieber who he thought was the most influential person of the year, his answer was just as silly as one would expect from a teenager. The Biebs chose Charlie Sheen.
"He got a million followers on Twitter in one day," he said. "Plus, he's got tiger blood, and he's always winning." NewsFeed can't argue with that kind of logic.