So either Justin Bieber is totally jealous of the way Charlie Sheen racked up over a million Twitter followers in one day (NOTE TO JUSTIN: But he did it with "crazy") because his own near 1 billion followers (to Charlie's 3.6 million followers) isn't rad enough -- or he's just joshing us. I'm guessing the latter.
Hmm, the kid gets a cute new haircut and a bazillion followers, and thinks he's earned the right to be a total smartass to TIME magazine.
"[Charlie Sheen] got a million followers on Twitter in one day, and I've never seen that happen," Justin tells TIME. "Plus, he's got tiger blood, and he's always winning." See his answer for yourself.
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